The original version referred to them as ((Banksters)), so, you know, progress.

That, and his critically high blood pressure. He should probably take better care of himself, eat better. Yogurt is very healthy, he should try that.

Simple, just take both at once, and you become True Neutral.

Like much of the content produced for the Internet, the vast majority of it is utter, utter, unalloyed shit. And then there are the few that are actually really interesting and creepy, and hit on some fun ideas. "Candle Cove" is a good option.

This is true, and it's remarkable that we managed to avoid doing so for 70 years. However, it would only take one bad decision by a short-sighted, ignorant, petulant, petty, spiteful sociopath with the attention span of a goldfish.

I absolutely agree, this is a great read. I was unaware of the Damascus incident (I mean, I was only 4 when it happened) and found the technical discussion of the accident to be fascinating, as well as the power struggle between the military and civilian organizations for control of the nuclear arsenal.

I just finished listening to the Dan Carlin Hardcore History podcast about the history of nuclear weapons and attempts to prevent nuclear war. 6 hours of learning (more than I already knew) about how often we came so very, very close to ending all human civilization, on at least a few occasions by accident. Probably…

As long as you pass it far away from any hotdogs, or we'll curse your progeny, and your progeny's progeny, unto the seventh generation.

I would assume he'd get his dick out for it.

At the request of my then-girlfriend, I saw BOTH In the Army Now and Bio-Dome in theatres.

If I recall my Monster Manual correctly, a Shit Lord is a Type 2 Demon.

I'm glad that I grew up near Chicago, which is a more civilized city that doesn't get caught up in food-based rivalries at all.

His debates and campaign speeches will be more difficult if he has to use the electronic voicebox thing.

It's where all the Jewish teens could get together after school, play some basketball or pool, do their homework, maybe talk to a counselor about their problems. Every Wednesday a pizza party!

The commercials for Diet Dr. Pepper always mention that it tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper. I can only assume they mean that as a threat.

Mr. Pibb actually is a doctor; he earned a PhD in Comparative Linguistics in 2011. He's just modest, and prefers that his students call him Joe anyway.

I stole them.

You go ahead, I'll be over here learning to be a tromboner.

Ground pepper? Ok, Uncle Moneybags. I use pencil shavings.

Oddly, that seems like the least among this game's problems.