I'm impressed that he drove branded automobiles, which is a totally real phrase that actual real people say often. When I was growing up, my mom only ever bought generic automobiles. They were OK, I guess, and they tasted almost the same, but it was really embarrassing driving around in those automobiles, just black…

You misspelled "certainly" and "already are".

I'm trying to figure out how to ride my penny-farthing without moving the bombilla.

This article took the piss out of Trump so hard there's none left for any of his beloved golden showers.

I've done it, not emulated, on a real NES. Or, at least I have a memory of beating it. That would have been on the order of 30 years ago, so I might be wrong.

It's not a question of probability. It's a question of order.

My man looks like the G-Man from a very early alpha version of Half-Life.

I wonder how/if the recent leaks of photos of Emma Watson will affect the sales of this movie. I'm not sure how much publicity it's receiving in the mainstream press because that would involve watching the news, and I'm not really in the mood to do that.

Why do you care? You don't even wear shoes.

They don't even give a sufficient shit to draw the entire world. I suspect strongly that Caillou is basically Franklin Richards and everything is his delusion.

All this proves is that Trump has massive support among the critical ninja voting demographic.

Well, there are some really hot women embracing each other too, so it's all balanced. OK, maybe 15% balanced.

Only if the women are Jewish.

Probably not because I don't know who that is.

I, too, get charged by connecting to my computer by a micro-USB cable.

In that it involves dicks.

Here.

The first few seconds were giving me flashbacks to the Max Headroom incident.

Sometimes you're in a hurry….

Maybe his head gets cold.