True, but it could be both things. He could be a stupid, crazy asshole.

This was so batshit that I'm selling all my stock in Amalgamated Guano fast. Oversupply is going to make prices plummet.

A few more mentions about CNN's ratings and you've got a job as the new Press Secretary!

That just proves how efficient of a leader he is.

An hour and 15 minutes without a single coherent sentence or policy statement. This was close to pure word salad.

Only after that foreign object is subjected to extreme vetting.

A terrorist did JAB, you mean. Which is TOTALLY a real thing.

Several of them have been Stunnered multiple times, so if we think of it as a weighted average of something like .46 Stunners/person, that's a reasonable estimate.

It's amazing she didn't get badly hurt with her head turned like that.

It's entertaining, and potentially humiliating, for all involved when they mix up shoelace codes and handkerchief codes.

So, no, seriously, da fuk?

Fun fact: it was originally known as an impeachment policy, back when Sears sold peaches.

You're obviously not a true XFL fan. Us real fans know that it's the Million Dollar Game, but the most hardcore among us prefer the original name, "The Big Game at The End." It was an epic showing this year, as the Maniax defeated their arch-rival Chicago Enforcers, and that cameraman finally made his way into the…

Again, you mean.

That's such a sad, sad, very true statement.

And that friend…was Ronald Reagan.

Mine is yellow. Maybe I need to see a doctor.

Bankrupt

Wait a second….MORE grotesque? I'm not sure that possible.

He got to stand next to Karen Gillan. More specifically, Karen Gillan wearing little clothing. That sounds like a damned good year.