Plus, it's cold.

"And if it is racism, it's the best, most luxurious racism you ever saw."

I did last week, with my elbow, because I fell while trying to avoid tripping over my toddler. Fortunately the wall was weak.

Exactly. Trish has skill, and temporarily gained the strength to complement it. Jessica has the strength but not much skill. She fights ugly and it works because she's strong enough to make it count.

That's what your Mom said.

But…but…if you don't play with random strangers, you'll have no way to find out how many people have fucked your mother.

Valerie Farley is told me that if you look under a truck in Pokemon Red, you can find Mewtwo and a job on the Internet that will let you buy an Alfa Romeo.

And also how to make Chun-Li show her boobs.

His younger brother told me that purple would be the new color of mana in Magic: The Gathering.

So she'll be playing someone's beautiful wife, then?

I'll watch it for the articles, too.

Not if he has to hit the ball with a frying pan.

When I see the phrase "extreme side of Ghostbuster's fandom" I assume it involves Vigo/Slimer fan fics. And then I have to go lay down in a dark room for a while.

Eldritch Horror is definitely an upgrade…faster, more interesting locations, more mystery.

The new Kingdom Death: Monster (which might still be in Kickstarter world) nicely models the slasher movie style of horror…a small group up against a single, massively powerful enemy who wants you all dead. The game plays out in a series of "hunts" pitting your 4 characters against a strange creature. A strange…

He got it right on one thing..that film sets up camp in your subconscious and doesn't ever leave. For me, few images from my youth rattle me as much as…well, several scenes from that movie. My son is 3 years old right now. I look forward to a few years from now, watching three films with him for the first time:…

Man, tickets were so cheap back then you could pay for a ticket with loose change. Wait a second….Loose Change….IT'S ALL TRUE!

One aspect of many kata practiced in Iaijutsu is "chiburui," a flicking motion which is meant to represent cleaning the blood off the blade after striking, before returning the sword to its sheath. Which is really just good sense after you've disembowled some peasant.

It already exists. It's called "DEFCON: Everybody Dies" and it's terrifying.

Suddenly I want to re-read A Wrinkle In Time. I'm 39. Is that strange? I would totally be at that movie opening night; IT is one of the most terrifying villains in literature.