This depresses me.

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Laugh up, fuzzball, but: http://www.examiner.com/article/sweet-…

Maybe a plant will grow from you, because you choked to death eating a massive avocado pit.

No one asked for proof. Calm down guy lol.

My biggest complaint about Costco, (and this is gonna be a hawt take, so prepare yourselves) is the fucking free sample cart placement. It’s always right in the middle at the beginning (or end) of the aisle, creating this huge logjam of assholes who park their cart, waddle over and cram whatever processed hot food is…

Surely Jesus will magically guide those pesky sperms away to safety?

Me: I have some ideas about how we can pass the time.

I'd imagine the ability to have sex will help his mental state quite well.

He made the decision to have it removed because it affected him psychologically

At least your family will get the money you saved on a cheaper helmet.

Use the promo code.

Use the promo code.

My grandpa gave me some very useful advice: “Never chase a woman or a bus. You look stupid doing it and there is always another one coming.”

If one rejection puts you in a depression for several years, sounds like you need to seek professional help.

AcDisplay is the best in this category

I find this chart to be of much more use:

I know I'm preaching to the choir, but my Costco AMEX is a beautiful beautiful card.

I guess I'm a geek/douche.
Color me stupid by I have a hell of a time getting consistent/congruent straight lines using my trimmer.
I've got a full beard now, but used to just have a goatee & side burns. Can't tell you how many times I screwed one side-burn or the other up and made em crooked.
4-star reviews seem…

Agreed. Click open your c:\ if you're using Windows 7 or higher and you'll see a Program Files and Program Files (x86) directory or right click an icon and you'll find that Compatibility Mode. That's because Microsoft has always tried to support all software regardless of what OS you're using and it's an absolute…