He’s America’s other Newcastle fan.

Yeah, fuck that commercial informing people of medicine and fuck Chris Bosh’s health! I’d much rather see that puppymonkeybaby commercial again!

The cousin of this guy named JesusChristIhateautocorrect

Is Shaq the best? Shaq is the best.

Not to be outdone, Adrian Peterson declared his love for Ipswich Town.

Guy in jeans had a good dunk. If you call that better than Gordon’s sitting dunk over the Magic mascot you’re out of your goddamn tree.

This makes me want to throw my computer.

Of all the things to to worry about, the mental health of this egocentric wanker is not one of them...

Don't forget about how he felt about women and their proper place in the church.

Yeezy, Paul was a divisive figure and the father of homophobia, anti-semitism (through preaching what became supercessionism) and wildfire misogyny. We should not be celebrating him.

“That’s exactly what I’ve been telling the league for 20 years!”

Good thing they didn’t read Rajon Rondo’s tweet to Bill Kennedy.

Actually, I think it’s less that than she trying to stick with company orders.

“I will last 10 seconds though lol.”

I liked it better when college basketballs were pig heads and college basketball players were the shiny teeth guys from the new Mad Max and the rims were disembodied mouths that could only scream CHEDDAR! and the object was for the maniacs with shiny teeth to stuff the pig heads into the disembodied mouths so they…

Trust the process.

As for the hike, we’re told his goal is to be able to run again. He’s not there, but he’s determined and believes he still has a shot at playing basketball again.

He stated to me, “I’ll slap you in the face with money you fucking Cuban.”

Let he who DOESN’T always answer the door naked from the waist down cast the first stone. Thought so.