Maybe I’m fucking nuts, but... but... Colleen Dominguez still looks great.

oh noes an athlete had a normal human reaction to a heartbreaking loss

nothin’ classier than slapping women with yer dick and shipping HGH to your wife, is there

So here’s a sincere question: How do people who have just lost the Super Bowl usually behave? Because, if my memory serves, they usually act glum, answer questions curtly, and (often) cut the interview off after a few questions. But maybe my memory is faulty?

The Panthers lost all around on offense. There’s no doubt the Broncos were better but Newton didn’t miss the field goal or cause his receivers to drop a half dozen passes (at least one for an interception) or cause Tolbert’s two fumbles, or cause his special teams guys to allow the longest punt return in Super Bowl…

Oh, relax. He “blew it” in the same way Tom Brady “blew it” against this team two weeks ago — he lost a game to a tremendous defense that forced him into too many mistakes. Some were crucial, some were just part of standard gameplay, but Cam’s persona neither makes him more or less culpable than any other quarterback…

His in-game reactions are about the same as Brady’s

They kissed! It’s his secret boyfriend!!!

When they cut to Peyton sitting in the locker room as the representative of the Colts’ Super Bowl victory, he was drinking a Gatorade in front of a pallet of Gatorades. Papa John was also one of the first people whose hands he shook as the game was ending. He is very, very good at this.

It’s banned NCAA style. The league can do it. Just not the players.

I couldn’t believe that wasn’t reversed. The ball never touched the ground. Next play: sack/fumble, defensive TD, and essentially the ballgame.

Off-topic, but not sure where else to put it: I’m surprised Deadspin didn’t have anything on that reviewed “no catch” that didn’t make any sense. After all the posts about how the NFL doesn’t know what a catch is anymore, that one seemed pretty egregious on the league’s biggest stage.

Or he’s such a commercial whore he can’t help throwing in his endorsements whenever possible. He’s hardly shy and retiring given he and his fivehead show up on my TV screen every 15 minutes on the dot.

So it is a fancy name for indoor soccer?

I’m a Boston fan and I’m just pissed we haven’t won a championship in over a year, we’re getting fucked and screwed by the media, the refs and the leagues. Oh wait I just googled insufferable....never mind.

#notallmentendtogetmoreconservativebecausetheygainpowerastheyage

Seriously - what did I do there with the formatting? It was unintentional.

“It’s gotten so bad I can’t even go upstairs to my room to masturbate”