“You know who had great shoulders? Dan Marino!” - every old Dolphins fan

“How to party without drinking”

Smoke weed.

It wouldn’t exactly be earth-shattering news if we were to get bona fide confirmation of Dwight being an idiot.

Shut the fuck up.

Hey, the game is not for you. And that’s okay. Nobody says you have to like it. If you look at a tape of one of the most incredible saves a goalie will ever make and say ‘This is everything wrong with hockey’ then the game is not for you. May I suggest golf? It has a much slower pace and it’s pretty easy to tell…

Right? I won’t kid myself. I’d be Pablo Sandoval.

I appreciate a guy like Joe Johnson who has been so obviously up front about his career ambitions, to make as much money as possible with the least amount of pressure.

I really dont think Toronto is close to Cleveland even with JJ. I see nothing but a 4-1 or 4-2 series at best in the postseason.

FTFY

Clicks before confirmation. Gawker motto.

Please tell me you’re not expecting journalism.

This can’t die soon enough. To both “Damn Daniel” and swatting.

The Thunder traded away a first round pick for Waiters. Can we finally admit that Sam Presti isn’t that great at his job? At the very least, he’s awful at trades, which is a pretty significant part of his job.

This this this. Posted about this in the comments of another article. There is been no trial, there has been no verdict. People need to stop using those words.

The Court is NOT on Dr. Luke’s “side.” The Judge merely applied the law to the facts. As an attorney one of the hardest things to deal with are bad facts. They are what they are and we do our best to construe them most favorably to our clients but ultimately Judges have no discretion to choose a “side” they like. It’s…

It’s like Alien vs. Predator but Legionnaire’s vs. Gonnorhea.

Honestly, that was terrible announcing.

“Slinger with a one-point lead at the buzzer”. Is there a more awkward way of phrasing this? Will the lead at the buzzer hold up? Is there a 5th quarter in Wisconsin basketball?

This guy makes Joe Buck look like Andres Cantor.

Would have been a legit yawn if he hadn’t travelled.