Hi have you considered getting fucked?

Pratt seems like a Nice Guy, and it’s clear he has good intentions, but Evangelicals are The Worst. Following the doctrine* prevents you from being a genuinely good person 90% of the time.

White House Ethics rules. lol.

This will be big news for exactly one news cycle then the Orange Man will spout some crazy nonsense (likely about Mexicans with prayer mats preforming late term abortions) during the SOTU and Wednesday will be here and this just goes away down the memory hole along with all the other stunts this administration has…

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

Gaslighters gon’ gaslight

FFS, what is even the point of lying about something so petty and so obvious?

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

I do actually feel pretty bad for all the corn farmers because..........

Christ, what a fucking dweeb.

“President Trump has a different leadership style than his predecessors and the results speak for themselves.”

i remember free cinemax weekends too. got popeye forearms for a week afterwards.

I hope he strokes out during the State of the Union. I hope they keep investigating his kids. 

“Executive Time.” And:

By any reasonable standard, the Republican Party on a National level no longer deserves a role in setting or contributing to any policy domestically and internationally based on the way they’ve enabled this lazy dimwit.

“While he spends much of his average day in scheduled meetings, events, and calls, there is time to allow for a more creative environment that has helped make him the most productive President in modern history.”

This is the most accurate political cartoon ever drawn. 

Once again, we’re presented with the dilemma that every conservative argument presents: are you stupid enough to not understand why this is a big deal, or do you think we’re stupid enough to believe your lies?

Among their concerns was that if Mr. Trump won the election and then defaulted, Deutsche Bank would have to choose between not collecting on the debt or seizing the assets of the president of the United States.