I went to find the link to his manifesto that I’d read earlier and it seems like it has been taken down. Seemed legit.
Dan Ansom
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Gotta admire his accuracy.
Excellent.
He needs to stick to brake pads.
I promise to do my part in keeping that prediction.
To borrow from Erotic Joe above: The Aristocrats!
Seems like a perfectly reasonable place and situation for such a vehicle.
I’d take a blind proctologist over a game show host so a comedian doesn’t sound so bad. Unless it was that Cable Guy fuckface.
A typo would have been him saying “milion”.
Making me want to break some laws and use the Trump Defense™️.
I wish this could automatically be reposted under every entry talking about impeaching him.
Jesus fucking christ. That’s all I’ve got.
Clearly a descendent of Gabby Johnson.
“Achieve the crispiness of deep frying, but without any oil.” You must not own one. I bought one hoping the same thing. Not even close.
“Achieve the crispiness of deep frying, but without any oil.” You must not own one. I bought one hoping the same…
His Nostradamus cosplay is on point.
Aside from a bible prominently displayed in every room?
Page 63 from Really Big Boy’s Big Book of Distracting Bullshit: Use Israel
I, for one, just can’t wait to see video of a Jet-Puffed Jumbo Mallow barely peeking out of a silvery Brillo pad being kneaded with both vigor and aplomb. And he’s rich, you say?
I agree with both the comment and the username.