Dan Ansom

Dan Ansom

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4/27/19

I went to find the link to his manifesto that I’d read earlier and it seems like it has been taken down. Seemed legit.

4/27/19

4/26/19

Gotta admire his accuracy.

4/25/19

Excellent.

4/24/19

He needs to stick to brake pads.

4/23/19

I promise to do my part in keeping that prediction.

4/22/19

And kids named Aiden, Jayden, Kayden, Braden or Shayden.

4/22/19

Small world. I live in that same growing suburban town.

4/22/19

To borrow from Erotic Joe above: The Aristocrats!

4/22/19

Seems like a perfectly reasonable place and situation for such a vehicle.

4/22/19

I’d take a blind proctologist over a game show host so a comedian doesn’t sound so bad. Unless it was that Cable Guy fuckface.

4/21/19

A typo would have been him saying “milion”.

4/21/19

Making me want to break some laws and use the Trump Defense™️.

4/18/19

I wish this could automatically be reposted under every entry talking about impeaching him.

4/17/19

Jesus fucking christ. That’s all I’ve got.

4/15/19

Clearly a descendent of Gabby Johnson.

4/13/19

“Achieve the crispiness of deep frying, but without any oil.” You must not own one. I bought one hoping the same thing. Not even close.

“Achieve the crispiness of deep frying, but without any oil.” You must not own one. I bought one hoping the same…

4/11/19

His Nostradamus cosplay is on point.

3/29/19

Aside from a bible prominently displayed in every room?

3/21/19

Page 63 from Really Big Boy’s Big Book of Distracting Bullshit: Use Israel