This is what happens when clueless children get to write articles about things that occurred not really very long ago. It was OBVIOUSLY a reference to Borat which fell on ignorant ears. Sex scene stand - in. Case closed.

Who is in charge of deciding which worthless Compete posts see their way on to Deadspin? The one with Mario earlier was just a wonderful choice for a sports blog. Keep up the good work.

Take it from me; I love you.

Dirty, dirty liar! Evil, evil white boy!

Fucking millenials.

I got the reference, anyway.

Don’t expect her to actually know anything about the team she is writing about. Seems like 80% of Deadspin writers only know how to link to an article they saw linked on Reddit earlier that day. Jalopnik has become the same.

THEY AREN’T CONSTANTLY POSTED ON A REAL SPORTS SITE. Jesus fucking christ. Pretend the physically lowest 10% are athletes all you want. Just do it away from a site that has always been based around actual sports. Stop attempting to confuse the definition. Fuck.

Because they are shitting in my beloved SPORTS SITE far too often. Once being too often, really.

Very few rural train crossings have anything more than a signal light. Sometimes not even that.

She’s just adding words to something she read elsewhere. Likely hadn’t heard of him until today. This is what passes as deadspin writing these days.

FALSE FLAG!!!!1!

Using a code isn’t very metal.

Using a code isn’t very metal.

Looks like it’s back to $17.99 now.

Looks like it’s back to $17.99 now.

Excellent sports article.

Just fuck off.

It clearly isn’t.

Still clogging the sports feed with what I go to Kotaku for. Perfect. Please counter clog Kotaku with stories about boxing. Thanks.

Thank you.

Compete garbage isn’t sports no matter how much they would love for it to cross over.