A few years ago I was on a flight from Chicago back home. I sat on the aisle of a 3 seat row and next to me were two women in their 70s. You could tell they'd known each other forever and were the kind of women I think of as Broads. Ballsy ladies that had madcap adventures in old movies.

Have you ever mentioned your significant other to anyone at work? Mentioned going on a date? Told a story about an old ex?

Straight people come out all the time, but no one realizes that's what they're doing.

...and Chris Christie isn't a lying, fat fuck.

First of all, Enrico Whats His Name was phenomenal casting for Gianni. I did a doubletake because I thought it was the real thing. Also, Raquel Welch looks amazing and of course, Gina Gershon killed it as Donatella. That being said, the runway shows were laughable. The "models" were straight of central casting, the…

Joe Giudice is the living embodiment of the way I feel after eating too much at lunch.

If wanting to look better naked is the reason to start getting on the treadmill, I have nothing against it. Many of my exercise routines started as a way to get a revenge body ... but ended in a 1980s movie-montage-moment where I discovered inner strength I didn't know I had and learned a little something about myself…

The problematic part of

"...but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't at least 50% about looking good naked. Post-breakup or not."

I am really pro-angry running. When I have a shitty day at work there is nothing on Earth that feels better than running in the dark until I DON'T FEEL ANY FEELINGS. Especially if it is snowing/raining and cold and horrible and you look like a crazed maniac. It works. Better than therapy, man.

Nah, roasted garlic is delicious, but it makes for a blander and more boring Caesar dressing. You need the vicious roundhouse punch of raw garlic! YOU NEED IT

I love it, make your own croutons but screw separating the eggs because it is too much of a hassle. I love the food spin but some articles I seriously wounder if this Albert Burneko is some sort of anagram for Jason Whitlock in some strange foreign language.

Just what is your point here?

That's why I typically check receipts for the time stamp.

I always figured that if you didn't cut up the pizza, the whole thing only counted as a single slice.

Truth Judy Greer. I hate when people rush in late and they are carrying a doughnut and a cup of coffee. I get it, you need breakfast. Wake up 5 minutes earlier. Don't they realize they are wearing a sign that says "this coffee was more important than the fact that you have been sitting staring at the wall for 20…

While I feel like that is a good jumping off point, I concerned about your lack of Vodka intake on this diet. What about your french fry consumption? These are things you need to consider, or you are just going to fall into sloppy eating habits like choosing fresh fruits and vegetables. I wouldn't do that.

"I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt!"

"The pussy must try someone else"

The softness/flyaway bits are the best thing about the style! Love it.

Hey! We play this game all the time in my house. In our game, Burt gets on the floor and thinks she's a lion who needs Vodka to fight a magic wizard. If she crawls over to you and screams at you to go get her some Vodka, and you can do it without crying about what she said about your mom, you win! We call it 'Burt…