What makes it even worse is my yoga instructor gives utkatasana this stupid emphasis. "UtKAHHHHTasana." Like a fake Italian chef. And then I feel rage. And then I lose my balance.

oh good, my celery is gluten free!

If you aren't interested in your lady's life and she's faking her orgasms then why are you together?

I think what is so lovely about this video (besides the obvious), is how much JOY these parents seem to take in their child. I am probably going to to remain child free, but this was maybe the first video I've ever watched, ever, that makes me think having a kid wouldn't be a horrible, horrible thing.

Trayvon went to the store to get his brother Skittles and talked to his good friend on the walk home, a friend who admits that not a lot of people were as gracious and accepting of her as Trayvon. That's the young man who was killed. And it breaks my heart, he sounds like such a good kid who had only his worst…

I think this bill would actually be helpful in preventing legal scares- the donor has to sign an agreement from the beginning outlining what kind of contact he's allowed to have with any kids that result, so the parents know exactly what to expect. Anyone who tried to renege and get custody or visitation rights later…

Uh....sub side note...."plenty of things fell on the grill when you were growing up".............WTF?

This clip just reminds me of how much I do not like interacting with kids, even well-behaved cute ones. When someone's kid tries to make me play with their toys, or worse, when someone puts me on the phone with their basically mute two year old and I'm forced to make cutesy talk at them until their parent stops the…

His taste in Art alone should tell us all we need to know about the self important, pretentious dickhead.

I really despise how these movies make a fully grown woman having an affair with a teenager ought to be just a charming and intriguing lifestyle choice...wasn't there JUST an article on Jezebel about how we view female predators as either victims of themselves or erotic fantasies?

According to the synopsis, this about…

Christ almighty. Why not just paint a great big vulva on the thing and have done with it?

Oh my god. So children really do need both a mother and a father, or else they'll grow up in a house full of spiders. Why didn't the GOP tell us? I would have turned straight immediately. I look forward to their forthcoming "if you are gay, SPIDERS!!1" campaign.

Hah. I've got to go lay down, my margaritas are swollen.

Boystown is like an island sanctuary in the middle of a stormy bro-cean.

Super hot, kind of stupid, but seemed to have a good heart. We'd been regularly doing it for about a month when, one morning after a night of drugs and sex having, we were watching the sun rise from his roof. "Pray with me," he said.

60 for a woman is like 40 for a man. When it comes to aging - like, legitimate aging - the female body has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

Gotta be more subtle, GOP.

Is there a Whole Foods around here? WHAT? I've been shopping at this shitty local place. They only have twice washed organic kale. UGH LIVING LIKE PEASANTS UGH