I suppose the situation was even more "scandalous" because her husband's brother was married to Queen Victoria's daughter.

I didn't say a word about "my fancy dinner" being ruined by a loud child. I simply pointed out the absolute stupidity of your "Why is Olive Garden considered kid-friendly, you elitist foodie! Real Murricans deserve to eat their endless chicken alfredo in a nice atmosphere too!" comment. Stay on topic.

There may be no demographic in existence more deserving of ridicule than people who are just-so-above-it-all. Talk about looking down your nose at someone. You're worse than any "foodie" I've ever know.

"But why is Olive Garden considered to be oriented toward families? "

I stand corrected. She does have her shady moments. But I have to say, her reads are epic, and the main reason I love her.

In pen.

Dorothy does not throw shade. She reads (and I love her for it!). There's a difference. Contrast "Pray for brains" with Blanche's response to the nasty author who introduced her much younger date with "He's in one of my classes." Blanche immediately said "Oh, I didn't know you taught high school!" in a very sweet…

And some of us white people actually use "shade" correctly!

#NotAllWhitePeople!

I always think of them as two faces of one coin. "Shade" is just "reading" in an incredibly subtle form. You know instantly when you're being read. You don't realize someone's throwing shade until much later.

Gossip. Shade would be "My, I admire your self-confidence!" directly to the woman's face.

As far as I'm concerned Blanche Devereaux invented Shade.

Whoosh...

No, you're not a horrible person because you didn't tip the guy. You're a horrible person because you STILL don't understand what you did wrong, you xenophobic, insulting, moronic douche. Also, you took the fucking pizzas, right? Tip the guy, dumbass.

You're a terrible person. Congratulations.

Apartheid:

"he forced a friend of mine in his class to say he'd visited Palestine, not Israel, "

Actually, it kind of is...

Because Satan's asshole is delicious. I'll toss Satan's salad any time.

I want to star this a thousand times.