I should have known you'd know where to find the boys and the booze!

What the hell is "scalloped codfish?"

I really, really, really hate that. I once (against my better judgement) made an appointment with a client on a Saturday because that was the only day they were available. I waited for over an hour - she sent texts saying she was running late. When she showed up with a fresh coffee from Starbucks I just about lost it.…

I hate it too. I lost over 60 lbs a couple of years ago, and people were constantly commenting on it. Because I am a gay man they all assumed I was "sick." It seriously pissed me off.

I really wish you would have put an exclamation point after "next." Then I could read it as if you're Elaine at the soup counter.

Wait, are you BurtReynoldsIsMySpiritAnimal? If so, why the name change? Did Burt Reynolds' PR people come after you?

Otter pops!!!!! My god, I totally forgot they existed. No I have an incredible craving for them. Damn it! I've never seen them at my grocery...

But...then it wouldn't all be about them!

"both are socioeconomically at the bottom of the totem pole"

cane-wavy! Imma put that in my back pocket.

Yes, a few other people also mis-read Lindy's statement. Just like you did. That doesn't make any of you right. You know that part of Lindy's piece where she says "a simple I made a mistake and will own up to it?" You might want to re-read that part. It's seems pretty relevant here. You made a mistake, you (very…

"Quiet, you trash!" is a phrase I utter on a pretty regular basis. It's just so useful in so many situations.

Heeeee Heeee!!! Yes!!!

I'm so sorry for your loss. It's clear that you know what triggers your over-eating. Have you sought mental help? Do you go to a therapist?

Really???? I find it hilarious! It's such a great take on a classic horror trope! I also love the scene where Janeane Garafalo's character reprimands Paul Rudd's character and he throws the tray on the floor. The part where he acts so put out when she tells him to pick it up is brilliant.

How can you not find "I need lube.... for my pussy!" funny? Or the montage when they go into town for the afternoon? Comedic gold, that.

The trick to makeing a good curry? Stop using curry powder. "Curry" really just means "sauce." Use a variety of spices, depending on your mood. I love the combination of cumin, coriander, ground chili, and smoked paprika, mixed with coconut milk. I also like cilantro, lime, jalapeno, and garlic mixed with coconut…

BBQ people are worse than vegans when it comes to having a sense of moral superiority.

Mix sriracha, peanut butter, garlic, and a bit of oil together.

my Alton Brown cookbook very specifically states "there is no such thing as vegetable stock because stock, by definition, must be made with bones."