*Enough to jack the US economy out of the recession.

And now the onset of nerdgasms. OOOH! Look at the red fire extinguisher!

Agreed. Although I gotta say, Behringer has made some of the best things that I could afford when I was in high-school. Which obviously wasn't that great, so I saved up and bought the next cheapest gear... Crate amps. No frills, just work.

"One-knob" compression is eluding to a simple way to tweak compression. Many compression systems/boards/pedals/rack-mounts use multiple knobs with varying degrees of difficulty of getting the precise compression the audio technician is looking for. Compression is also one of those things that some people love to…

You can already do Kinect voice commands on Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary Edition. It works really well and opens up a new part of the game (its a library scanning/data collection function), plus you can lighten/darken the screen, or choose between retro and remastered graphics.

Gotta Work on your LCD screentan somehow...

You game with arrow keys? Dare I call you a noob? WASD or bust!

30 seconds? That seems kinda slow. My laptop with regular HDD's boots in 10 seconds, my desktop with SSDD boots in about 5. Both from cold boot, both running windows 7. My desktop is older than my laptop (by about a year). It has the first i7 processor and 8 GB of RAM. My laptop has the 2nd gen Sandy Bridge i7 and…

Vizio screens have always seemed to be among the sharpest on the market IMO. At least they were comparitively the best price point among all TV companies. I bought a 47 inch XVT with wireless and VIA built in.

They do have a phone... its in production. [www.gadgetreview.com]

So. If trolls are the people who respond to crap they don't agree with... Then what are people who write stories and articles in response to crap they don't agree with? SuperTrolls? Heres an idea. This whole trolling police alert crap is over-rated. Monitor message boards for people who are abusing it (like obvious…

Did anyone else skip to the end to see how it ends? Do you also feel like a moron for expecting something else?

I CaN HAZ sTAHR TOO?!

Ooooh! Now that sounds juicy. My best friend once dated an ex of mine. I had just broken up with this girl about 3 months prior, and then she went after my friend. And as much as I love the guy, he'll take whatever he can get. So when my ex came knocking, he was more than willing to return the knocking (if you catch…

That was pretty melodramatic. I was waiting for a climax, and it came. You got your Wii as the first person in line none-the-less! But then you sold it, and didn't even get the girl. Nor the second girl. And somehow you kept me reading the whole way to the end (not bad for someone with A.D... oh hey! Its a…

Last time I went rollerblading (verb?) my face found the road because of a stray stone... I could only imagine this guy finding a stray stone, and causing at least 3 or 4 of those other bikers around him to wreck as well. If he's lucky, he lives with broken bones. If he's not lucky... Well, you know.

It can be done online... But being mysterious about your identity is stupid. I met my gf on facebook after an event we were both at. When I was looking at the event I noticed a person who went to school at a place I was scheduled for a job interview for. So in my mind I decided I would talk to her if I got a chance,…

Deep. That sounds like a really rough experience, and on behalf of all of the men-folk, we're sorry to have put you through this experience. Men can be total tools and douchbags. But there are guys who are decent human beings with great respect and honor for the people around them. Unfortunately for them their good…

I'm more surprised there isn't a general warning message sent out on a monthly basis "please keep in mind you live in Jersey. At any point in time your government may demolish your state to improve the quality of life in the other 49 states by ridding the world of the show Jersey Shore."

I actually use a small 12 channel mixer for my home studio. They have a good firewire interface and as far as I can tell the multi-channel recording is smooth.