True story... I'd rather have the 10 key on my keyboards than to sacrifice it in the name of "design". The only computer I ever bought without a numpad would be my netbook.

Imagine if you had the first name bubba... You automatically get the sex offense of involuntary incestial rape.

You have a 30-50 year old black dude's name? I remember police came looking for me when I was 2 years old because they were looking for someone else with my name to arrest. I was a bad bad 2 year old. Gangsta born and bred. Hussling from my crib. Literally.

Evolution will remain a Theory because nobody can actively see species change from one form to another (dirt, to bug, to fish, to reptile, to monkey, to man... etc [generalism, not to be taken literal]), nor can we travel in time and definitively say that these sets of fossils and bones authentically did come from a…

I would go to that party, and maybe come out with a phone number that is real... Or better yet, maybe with one of those lovely girls.

He thinks the book of Job was all about him. He loses his own company and gains it back (with interest).

What if in the mother of all ironies... There is a bomb inside that was meant for the person who blew up Richard Chartrand? I could imagine it being empty. What has been said already makes perfect sense. It will be cool to find out what is inside though... Even if it is nothing.

So... Can we expect the "artist" to be towed away in handcuffs when he comes to claim his "artwork"?

This won't happen to me. I'm too classy to find love on craigslist. So I use facebook.

Seriously? There is new uncharted territory? We should push onward to the final frontier!

at least you got something...

12 minutes of my brain being mushed. She talks sooo quickly that I'm not even sure my brain kept up while watching this at the end of my work day...

Why is the title of the article "Prop Up Your iPad" and the picture is of an iPhone? It should read "Prop Up your iPhone or iPad..." Finnicky, I know.

I'm really glad your brother is okay... That would be a shameful joykill... But since he's alright, we can very well foclolpop (Fall Off Cliffs Laughing Out Loud Peeing Our Pants).

Probably does... I like that he's wearing a pair of puma shoes. Nothing special like "circus-clown-tightrope-walker shoes" just a good stylish pair of Pumas. Then you glance at his shirt and think "Who sponsers someone walking on a tightrope with the immenint possibility of falling to his demise with your company…

I just noticed that the picture of the meat brain has 'AAARRGGG' Printed on it. That made me foclolpmp (aka: Fall off Cliff Laugh Out Loud Pee My Pants)

Amen!

Yes. Playskool toys should stop making computers... Oh wait. Thats apple. My bad.

Absolutely not. I'm a very black and white type person. Their products tend to be good, but their business practices, mudslinging campaigns and their rampant lawsuits make me hate the company even more. A certain arrogance that just makes me never want to support their ego, ever.

"Recess Over! Everyone inside!"