Thomas Jefferson must be rolling over in his slave.

CBI here we come!

Go back to Virginia, you Virginian.

UMBC in at least!

Shit, they made HockeyMike pay Arietta’s salary? Now that’s some ingenious GM’ing.

This’ll cheer ya up

How could they leave out my Terrap-

It is a very reasonable deal for an ace. But this deal is for Jake Arrieta.

I guess employees can’t get yelled at for fucking up at work anymore. People shouldn’t let their feelings interfere with me recieving quality entertainment.

Oh my GOD??! Did they make her hold hands with someone too ??

Is the fouler any good? I wanna know if hes gonna choose Notre Dame or Duke

What a thug.

No that’s disgusting

Just in case any jez readers don’t recognize the byline, Diana is basically one of the raddest women employed by gmg. Deadspin is lucky to have her there. 👍🏻

Aw man, it’s so beautiful, when a man, and a woman, bring a little bundle of joy into the world and then he disavows paternity but also sets up an irrevocable trust on behalf of the baby, who will never want for anything in this mortal world but a simple sign of love from the patrician-but-tacky old man who brings a…

Like everything else about the Patriots, this story is listed as QUESTIONABLE.

You should watch the video because, in it, Walton actually says what is offensive about it to him. If you’re saying you can’t understand how anyone could be offended by a major program college coach trying to arrange a $100,000 under the table payment to a recruit, well, you have a different threshold for being…

Uh Bill, does the name Sam Gilbert ring a bell?

Meanwhile, millions of black families serve the very same meal at reunions and BBQs every year... Yeah, it’s racially insensitive. Give me a break.