The backlash she’s getting is because she very obviously sucks ass. And she very obviously played the system so she could participate in these games. Then she proceeds to get in front of a mic and says things like, “i just want to be an inspiration to all the little boys and girls out there..” What in the actual fuck…

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

I really try very hard to consider rehabilitation as something that is possible in all cases. I think our prison system is fucked up. I think people deserve second chances.

When oily Tonga guy competed in cross-country skiing after only three months experience it was touted as an inspirational story by NBC. How is this different?

Yeah, I would hate for the precious children to be exposed to the evils of marijuana while trying to watch two men beat each other to death with their bare hands for the enjoyment of a braying mob.

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

So you go to hockey games and shout (even) more obviously racist shit? Cool, cool. You should be real proud of that.

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

Are you kidding?

Oh, you’re that guy...

they didn’t spend the required six million to rebuild him.

Wait, so Canada built a guy from scratch like Frankenstein, with the express intent for him to be a snowboarder, and he could only win bronze? Nice try hosers!!!

Stop bringing race into this. She acted an ass and was properly criticized for it. End of story.  

I mean, they’re all good. But you can’t beat “bereft on the terf.” Good on ya.

I can’t tell which one I like best. It’s like every time I watch it, I’m not hearing the words, I’m just entranced by the images as a grin gets affixed to my face.

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass