Ashlee Simpson’s famous “I dun fucked up” Jig on SNL

I was kind of sad my husband and I were both poor when we got married because I LOVE the idea of prenups. I can’t comprehend why anyone with any kind of money wouldn't get one.

Good for her. Too many times you hear about celebs and their “bitter divorce battles.” She may have rushed into this relationship pretty quickly but at least she looked out for herself long-term.

Chiming in here as a medical professional who also runs a sex shop:

There is already a fan theory that the Umbers are planning something against Ramsay that involves Rickon and Osha, and that Shaggydog is alive and well. Most of this conspiracy has to do with the fact that the “Shaggydog” head looked too small to be a dire wolf, which ... eh. But hey, any reason to keep hope alive!

I. Love. You. For. This. Best new theory ever. And in keeping with what happens so often in the books / show, that people get prophecies wrong, especially when wargs are involved (see Melisandre’s prophecies about Jon Snow.)

ETA: Of course Arya can’t kill Cersei, because of the prophecy

IT COULD BE A DECOY SHAGGYDOG. Shaggydog is like 100% the most wolfy Direwolf and would not go down like a punk like that. I mean RIP the decoy wolf, but I have a DEEP need for that to be true so Shaggydog can pop through that door like ‘Surprise, motherfuckers” and give Ramsay the poetically just end that any dude…

I’m convinced the Umber’s are playing Ramsay and that wasn’t really Shaggydog. Would be awesome for them to go all “The North Remembers” on his ass!!!

Me throughout that entire scene.

And the worst part is – if the bison had acted out in any way, they would have shot it instead of the woman who thinks it’s a big poodle.

Date: April 19, 2016

Much as my pantry: Sriracha for the husband. Tiger Sauce for the kid. Tabasco for cooking, Tabasco Smoked for variety. Crystal for my FIL. Texas Pete for me. HOWEVER, the only one I know for sure comes in a micro bottle for hot sauce emergencies is Tabasco.

I mean, if it’s the SAME pot of mayo, that explains a lot.

Count-down to Bernie Bros telling us Bernie’s being carrying around a tiny pot of mayo for 40 years.

The first mention of HRC carrying hot sauce in her bag at all times, that I can find, appeared in a Midwest Today June 1994 profile article. Now that’s some spice commitment.

I admire that she has hot sauce in her bag at all. Tabasco was smart, and they made those tiny little Tabasco bottles. Completely portable.

Eww. Are those licorice jelly beans? You are one cold soul, Randilyn...