Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

They call women the weaker sex, but honestly, what is that based on? Women can multitask and keep their shit together during tough times. When a man panics he’s useless. Completely useless.

It seems like the young mother in the video could use a seizure alert dog. I hope she can get one without too long a wait.

Bill Murray wishes he was Bea Arthur.

Bea Arthur was a motherfucking queen

They’re not laws; it’s part of the Fifth Amendment to the US Constitution.

He basically did in his book, “If I Did it” where he detailed the crime.

That bronco chase made me super late getting home and I was grounded. Even though my mom watched the chase and cell phones weren’t a thing.

It makes me sad to know that I will most likely never be as happy as he is in this photo.

First thing I said to my bf when Leo was giving his red carpet interview was, “It looks like he has a lip in.”

Are you saying he’s changed

He’s hot again. I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed. He lost the fat and the man bun. Teenage me is happy.

It’s amazing how quickly he shifts from the sleekness of Jay Gatsby to the scruffiness of a paunchy feral cat dozing in an alleyway.

yes. always. yes.

He looks so uncomfortably calm.

Yeah, I’ve noticed. It definitely looks a little crooked.

His face looks like how I imagine my face looks when I have smoked just barely, exactly too much weed at Thanksgiving with my in-laws.

Question: Is something odd about his mouth? Like, he kind of has dip-mouth. When someone chews tobacco and always has some tucked in their lower lip? Does he have a crazy tobacco addiction we don’t know about, hence the vaping? Tell me someone else noticed this.

me sitting on the ground by the bathroom line in the VIP of every music festival i’ve ever been to

Who, me?