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I hear you. I hope it breaks the back of the GOP, personally. I work for a foreign company (NZ/AUS) and I’ve been trying to make plans to relocate - be an expat somewhere. We made some acquisitions that offer more locations for that in the UK and Scandinavia. Until travel restrictions and budgets allow for me to

At one point I tried to start writing some things down, figuring I would leave it for my grandkids, if I ever have any. But it just kind of petered out, and I haven’t written anything for months. It got to be too much. How many times can I write, “I just can’t f*ing believe this”?

There’s no life hack that gets around the knowledge your government was happy to let a vast swath of its population die, no radical acceptance of such a monumental chain of loss.”

I thought this said “mental health” not “maternal health.”

yeah and i put them back in the greys!

I’ve updated the article to include a link to the explainer on these lower grades of beef, but I’m sorry my original article didn’t meet your standards, and that--as I made pretty clear--I chose to focus on the grades one is most likely to encounter at the grocery store and butcher counter. I am always more than happy

Ben Shapiro...come on down!

It’s in the starter pack of cliches they install on your mental hard drive when you first become a card-carrying asshole:

At this point, if you told me Greenberg and Gaetz were running a dogfighting ring franchise company with convenient locations throughout Florida, it won’t come as a shock.

One thing about the racism... It always amazes me when a Jew goes full white supremacist.

he also openly carries a gun with along his badge ..., which I didn’t understand at the time why a tax collector would need to be armed (though this is in Florida), but learning that he’s cosplaying as a cop completes the picture for me.

I wonder what Greene isn’t at this point.

Yep. My money is on the black friend being Ben Carson.

“I don’t have a racist or bigoted bone in my body,” Greenberg added in an interview with the Orlando Weekly.

Yeah, that seems to fall pretty firmly under impersonating a police officer, but Florda ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“I don’t have a racist or bigoted bone in my body” Gaetz says, would you like one?? 

I guess it’s just a drop in the bucket at this point, but I can’t imagine that is legal.

I’m assuming they must all secretly be... *DUN DUN DUUUUUN* SOCIALISTS.

Do tax collectors have cars with lights or something? How did he even pull her over? And why do they have badges at all? This is all just bizarre.

What is with these people and their belief that racism resides in one’s bones? It was never your bones we were worried about, Joel, it’s your stupid racist brain where all the racism is.