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The comparison between John Walker and Gilbert Hodge from the first Captain America movie - Hodge was the soldier Tommy Lee Jones wanted for the serum (“Hodge passed every test we gave him. He’s big, he’s fast, he follows orders - he’s a soldier”). Walker is the new Hodge - the perfect soldier. Only he’s never been

“Waaaahhhhh I got my ass beat by women who have trained in spear and hand to hand combat their entire lives when I’m used to solving all my problems with a machine gun”

John Walker is basically every mediocre man who was promoted to a job way above their level of competence (likely after massive bragging) and now failing in every possible way. Deep down he know he isn’t good enough for the job, but at the same time he feels entitled to it, so he keeps failing and making things worse. 

A similar transaction occurred with at least one other woman, whom Greenberg paid using his government-issued credit card, the Beast reports—that is, with taxpayer dollars. Seminole County auditors reportedly found some $300,000 in suspicious payments on the card.

Dump’s secret is his particular brand of lunacy; he really, truly, deeply believes that he never, ever does anything wrong. Thus, he can be completely sincere when he insists that up is down, black is white, his wall is big and beautiful and he is rich and loved.

it's 2021, he can have inappropriate relationships with boys AND girls!

Remember the good ol’ days when Republicans just cruised men’s room? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

And, by the looks of things, he either has the worst handlers in human history, or he is so fucking stupid that he can't get out of his own way. His actions seem like they're ripped straight from the pages of the "How Not to Handle a Shitstorm" playbook.

So this fucker went on Tucker today and even Tucker called BS on his story — well as best that he could. When you lose Tucker Carlson you done  fucked up and are no doubt a horrible child rapist. 

I bet the killer in the Foo Fighters movie is the drummer from Nirvana.

So not only does this legislation add a number of limitations to absentee voting, but it also then prevents the people who are voting in person—many of whom were forced to wait in line for hours to cast their ballots in the 2020 election—from getting fresh food and water from volunteers.

this isn’t happening just in georgia. this is happening in many states in the country. it’s extremely worrying.

“A Memoir Of My Time In A Conservative Think Tank”

“D.C. would be the only state, the only state, without an airport, without a car dealership, without a capital city, without a landfill,”

Yes, yard sign guy is a dipshit.  But, let’s not lose sight of Mr. no airport, car dealership and landfill guy.  Are you fucking serious??  First of all, DC does have many car  dealerships.  Secondly, isn’t there like 3-4 airports within like 30 minutes or less from DC?  JFC, just say the quiet part out loud and get

So how many airports, car dealerships and landfills did the original 13 colonies have?

in his 35 years on the force no one else has described him as racist.

There certainly IS a way to do it, and it’s requiring Musk and his ilk to pay their full share of taxes and stop relying on government subsidies & contracts to pay for their research. Musk has SO much money, he can pour his own cash into R&D for a few years. And if he doesn’t generate anything saleable to recoup his

You’re right. No reason we can’t do both at once. But we’re not. And let’s remember the massive thumb on the scale that is the imfluence the wealthy have on those politicians to keep perpetuating the system that benefits them both to the detriment of the larger body politic.