I love this! (in theory)
And then I remember how much I dislike being in crowded confined spaces. It would be amazing for the first 15 minutes and then I would want to murder. 

Living in the area where this occurred gives me some special insight. Specifically that this bear is really just a local first responder doing their best to rescue the occupant.

The lack of quality healthcare providers in the area has created a need for creative solutions, and this bear is one of a handful of…

Is Dorsey the new McAfee?

It’s time for gofundme bounties to hack this kind of owned-hardware paywall bullshit. 

I think the Executive team and board of directors should all have to ride in this thing before astronauts. But then, I think Muskrat should be on the first trip to mars too. 

So a recursive echo chamber. This is so horrid it’s funny.

It used to be that one of the reasons you could get anything old, including V12 Ferrari’s or Porsche’s for decent money was because people factored in the cost of maintenance and repairs into the purchase price. The statement was something along the lines of, “There’s nothing as expensive as a cheap exotic.” It kept…

This example needs more stars. 

Ya’ll are looking at this from the wrong perspective. This is great news! Boeing is going to build the plane that will hold the people responsible for the nuclear war. It’s like the perfect euthanasia solution! 

Time to start carrying law rockets along side the road flares.

One of the best bike locks made, being used by students in city where if you turn around your bike gets stollen. Definitely ‘suspicious.’

Yeah the $15 deal is only for 3 months, but you can get a data plan of 5GB a month for $15 after that. I think I’m on their 15GB plan a month now, which is $20 a month after the promo and the service is fine. I’ve been with them over a year now. it’s 5G and works all over country where T-Mobile’s towers are. 

Well, now I’m even more glad I have a 2nd gen v6 access cab with a manual transmission. I think I’ll spend a little bit to make it last another 2-300,000 miles.

And this right here is why filtering should be legal in all 50 states in the US. The easier driving gets the more dangerous it is for everyone outside the damn cars.

US spec 2005 Subaru STi had this. Source - the one in my garage.

I have an easy 3 step solution:

I don’t know if it was introduction of algo trading, but the markets haven’t been connected to business performance in far too long. It’s insane.

Maybe someone should start another website called, oh I don’t know, teslashareholdersarentallnazis.com encouraging shareholders to join together and remove the muskrat from the company. Saving $55B, and potentially turning around the company all in one fell swoop.

We need an asshole tax.

If an employee’s bonus is tied to their KPI’s, shouldn’t the CEO’s as well? And shouldn’t some of those KPI’s be tied to employee retention, stock valuation, and public perception?

Maybe it shouldn’t be on shareholders to vote for a CEO’s bonus package, unless the CEO, and anyone with direct relationship to the CEO…