Laziest call in sports.

Seriously.

I don’t know.

C’mon. That’s like saying overweight women shouldn’t wear miniskirts.

Thanks. Hopefully my landlord will let me apply it towards this month’s rent.

“The only true wealth is when you don’t think about wealth.”

Cricket articles are indistinguishable to me from a Rom Romberts comment.

That’s pretty awesome that he believes in a god who’s both wrathful and gullible.

Even that seems risky because the judge might see that your hand is not actually touching the good book and then your defense is shattered.

This is good parody. Just needs more “libtard” or “Barack Hussein
OBummer.”

Allen Iverson is the gift that keeps on giving. So much fun to watch and I was always amazed by how big the ball looked in his hands.

I don’t know.

“Ivanka has the best parodies. I mean, just look at my daughter’s rack. They might even be a pair o’ double D’s. Amazing.”

I vote for “it’s real.”

Mookie Lynn Betts may have the game’s best name, but Xander Bogaertes has the worst.

I guess the coverage is so excessive it just makes weeks feel like months.

Did Jeter and Ortiz tag-team your Mom, or something?

What idiot suggested Jeter was the greatest Yankee of all time?

Wah, wah, wah.

Sorry if I wasn’t clear.