Basketball wise, the move makes the most sense for him. Happy for him. The Westbrook and KD Thunder will go down in history like the Penny and Shaq magic. Hope both eventually get a ring, love how they play, wish they could’ve done it together.

I’ve thought about this and realized that it can be both. I believe he thinks his daughter is an exceptional woman (and not just the whole “if she wasn’t my daughter I’d...” bit of effluvia). I believe he encouraged her. Because she’s his. And that alone makes her exceptional by virtue of those yugely great genes. But…

Exactly - it's not a misery contest, so why are you ranting about the perceived tone of the coverage?

Must. Go. Purchase. Clorox. Dust Wipes . . . .

There is big difference between indirectly causing someone to commit suicide because you left them and literally encouraging someone to kill themselves and you know that. The situation is not remotely comparable. Just because this is Jezebel doesn’t mean you have to twist this into a men vs women thing.

Rafa? I just threw up in my mouth a little. Oops and I injured myself.

No, just saying its not the hickville people think Florida is as a whole. Its a still a pile of shit, just differently colored

Fuck you for making me laugh at that. Also, stars

meh... this may be the least florida story i’ve heard

Big deal. Patrick Redford throws a hissy fit at everything.

Sounds like what happens after I have too many chimichangas.

#BoxOfInfants

Or sneak up on it and push it on its side, also known as shark tipping...

Out of curiosity, what % of gun owners do you think end up doing stuff like this? Because if your logic is “everyone is safe with ______ until they’re not”, then we can apply that to a lot of different things.

It's awesome to sneak up on the shark and draw a mustache on it with a sharpie. Totally safe.

I was going to suggest short sheeting it’s bed, but somehow that’s not as funny as the other ideas here.

Or stick its fin in cold air until it pees itself…

To what end? If you could type in a 4-digit combination every second (which is a fantasy) it would typically take over 2.5 hours for someone to brute-force their way in. Meanwhile the lock can be picked in seconds, and the door can be kicked even faster.