“as ‘slut shaming.’”

Reread my comment, because your first paragraph is saying exactly what I said.

If you cheat on your spouse (assuming that’s not part of your arrangement) that kind of deserves to be shamed, no?

That Watson wedge was a pretty sweet shot, even though I hate that fucker.

Not yet. That shot was so amazing, I want to swallow.

Could be the HGH, could be the violent, high-speed swing.

Is this the greatest golf shot ever?

That’s not totally true. He was Tour POY in 2013.

Both. Thanks. And I’m always here to enable any bad decisions you or anybody else want to make.

Since you can never lose your cousin-fucker status, you might as well get as many orgasms out of it as you can.

Better than sleeping with your second cousin three times.

These five-pointed stars are kinda’ Christian-normative.

Be careful, his powerful rectum would sever your dick like a cigar cutter.

butt-y?

Don’t inhale. Just kiss the end. It’s still gross, and your mouth will feel weird for a while and food will taste shitty afterwards, but you won’t puke.

Had to check. Dude’s polarizing.

The percentage of people who can tell a Cuban cigar from some other good cigar has to be zero, right?

Compliment or insult?

I kind of agree about steak. The aging done at a high end steakhouse can make a difference versus grilling at home, but generally there’s not much of a difference.

He looks like Brad Pitt after an allergic reaction.