I made a low carb “country gravy” recipe once that was basically ground pork in cream cheese with some cream and seasonings. It looked like vomit but tasted incredible.

If you bring home your work laptop and/or other equipment, make yourself a reminder to BRING THEM BACK! Twice in the past month I’ve had to turn around and go back home to get my laptop or the microphone I use to record instructional videos.

I have a weird thing with cheese. I’m just as happy eating Cheez Whiz and spray cheese as I am a fine stilton. I’m not a cheese snob; I’m a cheese addict!

Once, when really short on time, I showed up at a pot luck with a can of chili mixed with a jar of Cheez Whiz, heated and served with corn chips. My co-workers went bananas over it.

“Were they on a break?” came up in conversation again recently and we hashed over how completely and utterly enmeshed Rachel was with that group when she worked at Central Perk. Not that she wasn’t still enmeshed afterwards, but when she did she lived with them, she slept with them, and they socialized at her…

Alternatively, wait until you’re 40something, unmarried and childless and all your friends have paired off and had kids. On the rare chance you see them, you no longer have anything to talk about.

I was about 15 when the single Freedom ‘90 was released and I still had a inkling of how personal and important to him it was. After his death I listened to Listen Without Prejudice for the first time in years and these lyrics moved me to tears:

What a well dressed group of youngsters.

9 to 5: Me, too. When I rewatched it for the first time as an adult, I said “Wow, I never realized how this is one of the most feminist movies ever made.”

Mine are Frida and Agnetha.

In addition to compassion, they’re also lacking the ability to see past their noses. American policy discourages the middle class from procreating. This will bite us all in the ass within a few decades.

I lived there for six years and sadly found everything worth seeing ruined by how many other people were trying to see it at the same time. :(

Deleted because I don’t want to deal with the 36 literal responses to my off-the-cuff joke that wasn’t even that funny.

I need to diagram this.

That some Ann Landers level advice there. Well done.

I’m really anal about not keeping more tabs open than I need.

Are your cousins the Palins, by any chance?

If the IRS owes you money, there’s no penalty for filing your taxes late. If you owe them money, things can get very ugly very fast.

Disinvite that bitch. Fuck her.

I was just scrolling down here to ask “So...some people answer when they don’t know who it is? Why?”