Textbook publishers are the devil.

My college roommate thought it was hilarious that I actually did the assigned reading.

This is why I think pre-marital cohabitation is a good idea, research be damned. Yeah, she has to get him out of the house, but at least she doesn’t have to go through the hassle of a divorce.

They don’t have the resources to do so. Those of us who do don’t want a dead weight sucking up our energy.

But making good clothes is haaaaaaard. Rebranding not so much!

But if they admit that, we’ll stop spending a fuckton of money on useless “anti-aging” products.

You didn’t think I didn’t know that was spam, did you?

Went for a few years in three different cities and it was of no help to me whatsoever.

Sacrificing a chicken would have accomplished the same goal while simultaneously granting you the ability to write worth a fuck. I’m afraid your Dr. James failed you on the latter.

I’m afraid I have little advice to offer the first writer, but what a loser that other chick is. A six month, no sex, emotional-only affair with some married jackass she kissed once five years ago and who has a baby on the way? You’re lame, girl. Get a fucking hobby.

The geniuses around here sent home all the crossing guards because it was too dangerous for them to work outdoors but then kept the schools open.

How do paper mills smell like that? WTF are they doing in there?

They have never appealed to me in any way and I’ve never put my finger on why. But I hate them. Even black khakis aren’t allowed in my closet.

My friends tried to get me to go to swing classes with them. And while it did look fun, I didn’t want to spend time/money learning something no one would be doing anymore in a year’s time.

Athleta is the only branch of that business whose clothes I still buy. I give it 3 years max before Gap fucks that line up, too.

I once left a review on the Gap website that pretty much went “I remember when $40 got you a shirt you could wear on its own without being arrested for indecent exposure.”

I’m sure I’m just repeating what that 300+ other comments are, but then maybe these guys At Gap Inc. will get it: we don’t shop there anymore because YOUR CLOTHES SUCK.

YMMV. Mine sure did.

Let people enjoy what they like and get over it? What are you, a fucking Communist? Or a Dodgers fan? Either way, GTFO with that bullshit.

Just realized how colossally sick I am of pulling apart and arguing about stuff not worth arguing about.