Fucking profanity fucking bothers you? That must be a fucking bitch.

They know how to get what they want. This same cat was almost as picky about cat litter. Anything but crystal and he peed on the floor. He was lucky that aside from his pickiness he had a wonderful personality or I would have been pissed off at him more often than not.

I had a cat once who would ONLY eat Fancy Feast Classic. If it was Grilled, Gravy Lovers, or any other variety of Fancy Feast (or, god forbid, another brand entirely) it would rot in his bowl. I tried the standoff technique once and the little shit didn’t eat for three days and I finally gave in.

I loved that SNL “Mostly Garbage Dog Food” commercial. “Mostly Garbage! Because he’s a BLEEEP dog!”

Every time I spend more than a few minutes thinking about meal timing vis a vis my workout, I remember Frank Zane claiming that he never stressed post-workout nutrition. Seeing as he unseated Schwarzenegger as Mr. Olympia, I probably don’t need to stress post-workout nutrition either.

I’m a supervisor and so long as everyone’s ass, crotch, and tits are thoroughly covered and not emblazoned with inappropriate language, I’m fine with how they’re dressed. I read your comment and imagined one of my employees coming in in a tutu. So long as she (or he) is wearing tights, I’d let it go. Or even bicycle…

I’m one of the people who expressed thorough agreement with Patrick. But I also thoroughly agree with you. The employees reflect on an organization and there’s such a thing as “inappropriate to the occasion.” And as the manager, it is indeed your responsibility to handle the matter. It is not Underbutt’s officemate’s…

I was never a Whitney Houston fan (nothing against her, just not my kind of music.) But Bobbi’s death still broke my heart. Poor girl.

Actual conversation overheard circa 1998, while The Parent Trap remake played on the TV at a group home I was working at:

People like you are why the movie industry is struggling. Stop being so selfish and think of the theater owners while you’re out getting exercise, fresh air, vitamin D, and improved mental health.

Same here. Only one movie came out this summer I was remotely interested in seeing and it’s not showing around here. (Wind River.)

1. Movies suck. The one movie I want to see (Wind River) isn’t showing in my area and I just read a review calling it Tarantino-like, anyway. (As far as I’m concerned, that’s con and not a pro.)

Spot on. If you’re not their supervisor, it’s not your fucking problem. If you think they’re making the organization look bad or something, it’s still their supervisor’s job to handle this.

See also “waaaah why am I still in the grey?”

I’m recording a series of instructional videos for work. I HATE the sound of my voice on them but have gotten multiple unsolicited comments from others about how good I sound on them.

I’m very sorry your father and your family are going through this but glad he beat his prognosis by at least a few years.

I put them in a diffuser or in body oil because they smell good and that is all. And I never buy MLM oils as a matter of principle.

Or have a favorite team and a sense of perspective? If my mood was dictated by how well the SF Giants are doing, I’d be tying a noose right now. But it’s not so I’m not. :)

The fulvic water people are gonna be pissed she’s cuttin’ in on their business.

You’ve never heard it because no sensible legalization-proponent believes that. These assertions are from batshit Facebookers who also think HAARP controls the weather and can’t spell worth a fuck.