USA would DOMINATE!!

Underneath the khakis... khaki shorts.

Weird kinja.

Yeah, nothing quite like the “old white guy high five with grab” maneuver to show concentrated evil.

I think “Go Where You Don’t Belong” is for Tottenham’s push for a Top 4 finish next season.

Holy shit. Thank you for syncing them.

Ten bucks the Sixers draft an actual tank this year

The most impressive part is his decision to scratch his nose midway through.

He still made out better than most Koreans caught on the wrong side of an arbitrary line.

Oh wow, I’m surprised you took Brady’s dick out of your mouth long enough to type this article.

Blatter is chasing champagne.

You could almost substitute “Mourinho” for “Mayweather” and be just as accurate... save for the woman-beating part (at least as far as we know).

A circle within a what?

The Clippers’ HGH guy is called Incorporating Black?

FUCK, WITH THE LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING! Calm down, Jimmy.

A desolate Pete Carroll consoled himself by spending a day at the Bosphorus.

Still, it's probably the best pass made at a Knicks game all season.

Seeing a guy strike out this badly, I assumed I was watching the Mets.

Just keep shooting. You'll score eventually.

I forgot how spot on Jimmy Kimmel was.