Seriously?

This guy is just the epitome of cool.

I find this hard to believe, seeing how you are a mean-spirited person who takes a nice story and tries his/her hardest to find an evil side to it.

I would suggest that you log off and kill yourself.

I'm...confused.

Nnnnooo I'm pretty sure it's a fantastic take.

Go on...

WARNING: RANT

Someone get this out of the greys stat so the Cristiano apologists would shut up once and for all.

EDIT: OK, so apparently by "touchdowns off of interceptions are far more common" you're talking about the rate not the number. My bad.

This is nothing short of ludicrous. He is 7-5. ON THE BROWNS! If this had been RGIII people would be screaming bloody racism.

It's almost as if Jorge Mendes was instructed by his player to pressure the club into lobbying for the award, threatening to otherwise leave and take his shirt-selling powers with him.

NEWSFLASH: You are not important. Nobody cares about your Twitter life or your stupid side kinja or the egomaniacs that inhabit it. Just go away.

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Why?

How deliciously satisfying to see him destroy his own legacy.

(2/2)...asking if he had any cocaine.

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

They have the Lions, Packers, Chargers and Dolphins next. Yeah, they're going to lose four.

Pats will now lose four in a row.