I wish I didn't spend so much time loudly professing I didn't want kids and mocking those who had them. It's made it rather embarrassing now that I'm trying to have them. ..

Um...actually no, good partners are not easily found, which is why so many women struggle. It's bad form to show you're struggling, though, and besides nobody wants to hear it. So in general you don't.

I'm loving not having kids, but am totally regretting the whole work thing. Being a stay at home mom to my cats would be ideal.

The thing so often ignored in this discussion is that for many, there really isn't a choice. Not everyone has a "career" and the "lack of flexibility" isn't a regret as much as a reality for the vast majority of people. As unromantic as it sounds, a lot of people aren't as concerned with fulfillment as they are with…

This was not the question that was being asked. The question was how you handled becoming a parent in regards to work, not whether you regretted becoming a parent/not becoming a parent.

Ginger Rim could be some kind of cocktail.

I am very, very confused by the blog one. Why is it a photo of a piece of paper hanging from binder clips? I mean, the message is dumb (albeit true), but it would look so much better with just text on the tee. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

My old university had a rule, no students allowed in the opposite gender's dorm after hours or you will be expelled. So obviously, every night when the moon came out, I became a dorm hopping ninja. That night I was sitting in my smokingly fine boyfriend's room, reading a book on his futon (I know, lame). When suddenly…

This was technically post-sex: This hot-as-hell (so far out of my league it's not even funny) guy and I fell asleep right after some delightful sexin'. He was still on top of me and inside of me. I had never felt more relaxed, or comfortable, or enamored in my life. Well, I blew it. The fart heard 'round the world.

Those are my only two choices?

aaaaaandd? Did you murder him?

I thought the second one meant that the wearer loves fashion more than she loves any people she has met.

Upscale hotel in Boston, weekend getaway. I booked a regular room but it was REALLY NICE. Like, a lot nicer than I thought from the pictures and what not. Whatevs. After a lovely dinner, me and my guy are going at it on the king bed I don't remember booking? (*shrug* I'll take it) and mid-moan, mid-thrust, my guy is…

What if the GWB who left office wasn't the same GWB who took office in 2001? Like Dave, only the impersonator is as much of a schmuck as the original president.

The blame for this falls fully on the school system this kid comes from. Teachers clearly failed him year after year by not, you know, failing him.

Giving that passing grade (let alone an A) is a travesty, but it's clear from the structure, substance, and spelling of that guy's writing that this is not a problem that starts in college.

OMG, the William impersonator really looks like him! I give the others a B.

And it's ***Flawless

"William" and "Her Majesty The Queen" are also giving killer mouth impressions here. I mean, though we've never seen it and it can't be said to have ever occurred, that is definitely what the Queen's awkward selfie face looks like.