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I have a feeling that if you're on a reality TV show it's because you want to be on reality TV. I don't think at the end of the day any of these women really particularly cared all that much.

aha, an excuse to post my favorite new Harry gif!

That's insane. My friend had a barista refuse to serve her coffee because she was pregnant.

How about we background-check men to see if they have kids before they're allowed to drink in bars because what if they're abusive alcoholic dads? I mean, seriously?

They're larger than a size 6. And that's plus size in the fashion industry.

I just love that with NuKinja the ONLY comment up in "Highlights" is a troll...who is also the "Host" since the author hasn't engaged (yet?).

Wow, your special brand of anti-elitist elitism is just so interesting.

I feel like it's something celebs do to try to make the pic less publishable. It used to work for paper zines but now with more internet publishing that doesn't have to appeal to a wide audience or decency standards, there's more of a market for these types of pics.

Speaking as a white person, I can confirm this.

Why the hell shouldn't anyone like a farmer's market? What have you against fresh, fairly-traded, in-season produce?

Also, I assumed his comment meant that, in real life, he would be going in drag since he is not, himself, trans.

His penis is distracting me from work. Oh God, make it stop! Can't. Look. Away.

Or breathtaking.

You mean *postponing* the sales tax until you declare it as an imported good that you need to pay tax on when you file right? All of us always pay the sales tax right??

If she actually managed to hack her way through An American Tragedy I will personally buy her a drink. Drieser is like trying to eat an entire pressboard chest of drawers.

I call bullshit. My ex would only ever have sex under a specific set of conditions: woman on top or missionary, always between 7 and 10 AM, always in bed, always in the bedroom, never with toys, never with porn on, no threesomes, no fantasy or role playing, and always on Sundays at 8 AM.

I'm making my own. Because this shit would seriously not fly the other way around. It wouldn't even get an inch off the ground. Also, why is this called "50 Things Every Woman Should Know About Men" and not "50 Things Women Should Do For Men"? It's not a list of fucking facts. It's a list of commands. Anywhoo:

Whatever your sickest, most twisted sexual fantasy, it's PG-13 material compared to the shit that goes on in his head.

I'm sorry, fuck that noise. Be a GROWN UP.