"We should come up with a name for that (textus interruptus?)"

I can't say that my phone interrupts during sex, partly because I'm not having any (ha ha) but when I did, I turned that sucker off. However, my ex had a neighbor in her building who played his music really loud, but all we could really hear was the bass. The musician part of my brain, unbeknownst to the sexual parts…

Long hair is one of those things that make an attractive man 5x more attractive and an unattractive man 5x less attractive. It' a multiplier. Like, let's talk about Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall. Partly because he also blesses our eyes with supple golden locks, but mostly because there's never a bad time to talk…

Not enough salads and yogurt.

No offense, but that sounds like a medical condition. Maybe get that checked out or something?

I have a serious question. What is the deal with dudes and pooping, like why is it so difficult for them? Why does it take them so long to do it? In an episode of Louie he says he is always 48 hours away from diarrhea. WTF? In tv and movies when a man goes to take a poop it is always portrayed as this intense…

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't think of shitting as a drama inducing nightmare? Do I just eat a lot of fiber or something? The only time i am on the toilet for more than 2 minutes is when I am sick - no reading material required.

Yeah, but then there's also this one:

I'm guessing it's because she lives near MIT and the MIT researcher who developed it used her as a guinea pig, of sorts.

The distance between this story and the one from yesterday about Loyola Law School reminding female students not to wear stilettos or expose cleavage is not very far. We try to protect boys from the scary sexuality of women when they're children, and we're still doing 20, 30, 40 years later.

That's really weird — I was given a large shirt when I signed up; they had boxes lined up behind the welcome desk marked for sizes ranging from S to XXXL. I have to assume that because they're a chain, each proprietor is free to make decisions about their facility. Yours clearly made a bad/dumb decision about shirt…

Men will always have what they want. Women have and always will be second class citizens
Suck it up and quit yer bitchin

Sorry hipster dude, take your skinny girl jeans and GTFO at this school.

You know what should be banned? Those slinky basketball shorts that every boy at my middle school wears. You wanna talk about revealing?
Every 4 months or so, my vice-principal goes on the warpath about leggings, and it makes my blood boil, simply because it is totally gendered. I would honestly prefer it if my school…

Something tells me that as fabulous as Johnny Weir is, the high maintenance act wears a little thin. But, it made my heart hurt for him to be so honest about his pain.

It happens younger! The girls (starting in kindergarten) at my kids' summer program were told they couldn't go on the monkey bars if they were wearing skirts because the boys were watching them. I was livid. I told off everyone I could about it. And made sure both my kids knew that the girls were not responsible…

The leggings haters are going to kill you. Look at you, with your logics.

Leggings are pants. If someone would like to argue that fact, then we are going to have to set a guideline for what pants are then. Do they have to have a zipper? Buttons? What is it exactly that makes leggings not pants? Because if you say opacity, well, no. There are a lot of pants that are pants that are made out…

Adults start teaching victim blaming to 11 year olds. Rape culture is not real ya'll!

The only solution is a return to school uniforms. Sexy, sexy school uniforms.