I am about Chelsea's age. This is what I remember about her years in the WH: The Press was horrible to her. She was the butt of mean jokes, and the word "awkward" was often used to describe her. The current media usually uses words like "sweet" and "pretty" for the Obama girls. Chelsea didn't get that. I remember…

Whoopi is 58. That's insane.

The good news is, now a bunch of dudes are going to show and state their boob preferences. If you are lucky, maybe they'll like your boobs. Then your life will be complete and the conversation be over. Can't wait.

Yeah, honestly? I read that first sentence and thought "Isn't that nice!" and then I read the rest and immediately felt bad about my boobs which will apparently NOT age well. :(

People use Gchat?

It doesn't take much pressure on your carotid artery to make you black out, and then suffocate.

And it's probably not going to be a problem even if you are licking your belt. You probably need to grind the thing to powder and snort it (by which point, you'll have bigger problems).

Everything has that warning from California. It's ridiculous.

And unless you're going to be licking your belt, it's unlikely to be a problem.

DINNERWARE? GLASSWARE? Things from which you and/or your children presumably eat and drink. Does it come with a warning?

"It would be best if Urban Outfitters and other retailers stopped selling products that contain lead."

Who is inhaling/eating their belt?

There's nothing quite like someone who says they work in mental health and have had patients suicide telling you that you should kill yourself, huh? As someone who has lost people to suicide, including one who hanged himself, I'm really sorry TheAdlerian said that to you. You don't deserve that kind of aggression.

Paintings are hung. People are hanged. Sorry to be a grammar nerd.

While I can't speak for her, I don't think that Garcia-Navarro is arguing that the two cultures are equally harmful or oppressive to women — more that sexism in Brazilian culture (and American culture for that matter) is more easily overlooked. Brazil having the seventh highest rate of violence against women in the…

I feel like the argument here is a lot more nuanced than that.

"L'Wren Scott hates being referred to as Sir Mick Jagger's girlfriend and wants to be recognised for her own talent as a fashion designer"

Thank god you phrased it this way. Gawker has it phrased as Mick Jagger's Girlfriend, etc etc. Like that was her only accomplishment. Fucking annoying.

The whole thing just makes me sad. Though... Staaaaaaaaaaahp doing to whole "Poor Oprah" "Oprah thought she was better" "Oprah got played" bullshit. The Mighy Opes knows whats up. We are all netflixing, ondemanding, pirating, actually watching OWN... So? I mean, well done.

No. I used to think so, but now I think she's gonna pull a Keith Richards and live forever while getting progressively more wizened and leathery until she resembles an old boozed-up crackhead Galapagos tortoise.

My son vomited a metric FUCKton of milk back at me after breastfeeding today and I'm like, "Shit, kid just pulled a Lady Gaga on me." It's even more appropriate since he went to his first SXSW show yesterday. Baby Hipster.