That’s the best line of the night

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Some candidates get a debate...

Actually, that is a pretty solid tactic, sadly. Without the “of State” part, the association is a dog whistle that he has available.

On the other hand, I think this is exactly what movies need and have forgotten: a little bit of, y’know, fun. A touch of whimsy.

If you think their credibility regarding the truth is comparable -- as you clearly do -- you clearly haven’t been constantly reading anything at all. Like many politicians, Clinton has played it loose with the truth on occasion. Trump constantly and consistently lies about a broad spectrum of things that are basic…

I agree and the fact the Clinton camp is trying to make a big deal out of this is disheartening. The fact of the matter is, Trump is pure embodiment of Truthiness. And Clinton needs to be ready for it...not counting on Lester Holt, or any moderator, to save her.

I seriously don’t get why older people think you can believe everything you read online.

All religions suck.

Aaand this is why Evangelicals are supporting a thrice-married philanderer who, up until recently, supported abortion rights.

I’m pretty sure you could hold Jeb up at gunpoint via snail mail.

He wouldn’t mind. Christie offered his up voluntarily.

Does the success of two different Patriots QB’s this season hurt Tom Brady’s legacy? With solid wins by both the second and third string quarterback, is there more cause to declare Brady a system quarterback (albeit an insanely successful system)?

Harambe.

I’d love to hear someone tell a white woman that she always has the option to shave her head to get a job. Sounds totally reasonable, right?

This is great reporting but I honestly can’t believe you overlooked his Deadspin alias, which is Raysism.

There is literally nothing more “for-show politics” than passing a completely unenforceable law targeting transgender people and the bathrooms they use in order to stir up your religious conservative voting base.

De-funding the EPA will fix this.

I think a better question is when you buncha babies can accept that Deadspin isn’t strictly a sports-only site and hasn’t been for years and years.

Disagree. Watches look cooler, work in situations where you can’t have your phone or it would be really rude to check it (checking a watch is more subtle), and work when phone dies.