It’s the Steelers vs. the Bengals in a battle of the wills this SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!!!

Very disrespectful to the military.

You’d think a guy bragging about building a wall could manage a few curtains.

Fuck Jimmy Fallon.

PLEASE let this an omen from the gods presaging the collapse of the Trump Campaign! I will totally stop being an atheist for this!

your plan is too complicated

+1 duck season

I plan on tricking him into giving it to us.

When will Donald Trump release his tax returns?

You have NO idea how a stroke works, do you?

Do foxy boxing or jello wrestling count as sports?

I’d definitely purchase a large house, but I’d probably go the opium addict route. Mind, not opiates, but opium. I could see myself going the full 19th Victorian, elaborate pipes, plush furniture, and floor to veiling artwork so my eyes have something to look at when orbital movement has ceased due to my body turning…

No.

Well I’m glad you don’t read articles for a living!

I mean, maybe this is the wrong way to look way to look at it, but I’m kind of happy that he didn’t actually quit the show in a blaze of hatred, and that at the very least he wasn’t a hypocritical asshole.

I’m curious if Hillary has ever whined to a reporter about them asking “negative questions”. I suspect not.

She is a daddy’s girl. She got a job at his company right out of college and made VP in no time.

We’re doing this thing for the Poors, why aren’t you people grateful?

The latest is she’s asking questions about 9/11. She’s the literal fucking second-worst.

No, she doesn’t believe that! God!