I cannot now support the Astros and I will not support the Washington Nationals because I loathe the fandom of everyone who will be sitting in the high-priced seats in their stadium

I feel like we’re going to get another casting announcement for Fast & Furious 9 real soon.

I injected lots of marijuanas once, now I’m blind. Worth it.

Sessions is like the captive in Plato’s Cave, except instead of shadows on the wall he just sees an endless parade of elderly WASPs with the same opinions he has.

Even if that commenter’s sphincter isn’t able to turn coal into diamonds, he’s certainly fulfilling his screen name’s promise.

Walks through security with no weed, thinking about how sad it is that some dirty dirty addict might try to bring weed to their destination. Sits at airport bar, drinks three beers, takes anxiety medication before walking up to gate, orders a gin and tonic or five while flying. Still feels superior to those dirty…

Seriously? Not the same thing. Look at how French and English society were ordered at the time of this nation’s founding.

Maybe it’s not that teachers in Chicago are paid too much, perhaps it’s that teachers elsewhere aren’t paid enough?

So..uh...how about pissing away money on needless defense spending? It’s almost 9x what we spend on education...maybe we should start there....

Reagan’s vision was actually, “Why can’t everyone get rich like I did?” He wasn’t born rich, but was an eager audience for Randian bs once he did get some money and saw his tax bill.

It took them 37 years, but Republicans are about to fully realize Reagan’s “If you aren’t born rich, that’s tough shit and fuck you” vision he had for America.

Pretty sure it was Hillary Clinton.

I moved on this like a bitch.

So much this. I saw a parent post on a site:

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No one wants to hear about how good Seahawks fans are.

Because being too stupid to read the instructions on a condom, and refusing a woman’s right to choose, means a constant supply of new party members?

Your months too late with this shit....