It’s the damned Cleveland Browns! They’re so bad they curse other teams in different sports just due to geographical proximity.
It’s the damned Cleveland Browns! They’re so bad they curse other teams in different sports just due to geographical proximity.
STAND STILL LADDIE!
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Counterpoint: Southwest cuisine is actually just fancy Mexican food, and we can live without the fancy part. Regular Mexican food crushes it and doesn’t have mango anything ever.
Wait just a goddamn minute! So, you already want me not to kill you when you add thirty seconds to my commute because even though you ride your bike in a lane of traffic like a car (even when ample space over there out of my goddamn way by the curb/parked cars is available) you somehow become a bike when the light…
This bastard showed up on CBS’s morning show, where he brushed aside the fact that his running mate is a molester while showing horrified indignation at the level our country has sunk to when Democrats have a conversation about moving a primary.
I know it! Doesn’t it suck when your team is lousy and you’re talking to Browns fans? You can’t out-misery them!
That’s the further tragedy: I think it started with the firing of Marty Schottenheimer (who promptly went on to three division titles, seven playoff appearances and an AFC Championship game in a decade). Then came the theft of the team by Baltimore (who did to Cleveland what Indy had done to them), who promptly…
I have reached Maximum Sports Tragedy Saturation with these fuckers, and I’m not even a fan. It is one thing to be shitty for a minute, even a decade, and competitive for a year or two, but my holy Jesus. This team is like the movie Groundhog Day, except that every day, Bill Murray (Browns fans) gets hit by a train.…
While I wouldn’t completely disagree with you, especially considering the level of alcohol consumption, and even letting the fact that my friend actually lost them (he lives in Canada and you definitely don’t know him) go...I wouldn’t completely disagree with you.
Pretty sure Rudy will be running the new Department of Public (Stop-and-Frisk-Definitely) Works once President Trump forms it.
In the future Rudy will be arrested while switching out history books at the library with ones saying he personally rescued people from both buildings, leaping from one to the other to guide old ladies and blind children out of each one.
Got a bit of a twist on your “they’re always your seats” riff:
I hear what you’re saying, and I’ve heard the “Trump saying the N-word” rumors, but Ashley, let’s talk:
Meh. He would’ve gotten exactly none of the things socialists want. And is it too much to ask to nominate someone under the age of Jurrasic?
Come on man.
You jamokes should’ve rooted for the Indians in the playoffs like the late, pedantic, begrudging Deadspin post told you to.
The meltdown he suffers when his fucktard antics make his support tank even further will be most enjoyable.
That’s because you’re a Goddamn helmet from Canada, eh!