As a veteran of America’s easiest war ever, Desert Storm, I can say definitively that:

That is good stuff. I was banned for relatively tame trolling from the Blaze and Breitbart almost immediately. SAD!

Jesus Christ Tom, I have never appreciated what good a Trigger Warning is for until today! Thanks for the PTSD motherfucker!

So, The Blaze is a website for fuckwits, and if you attempt to bring up how fuckwitted everyone seems to be, you will be banned simply because the fuckwits do not like being confronted with the fact that they are, in fact, fuckwits.

What Skooj said.

You’re reading it differently than I wrote it.

First of all, in all seriousness, did Trump stroke out on the plane, or did he pound a bottle of Courvoisier? Man, he sounds like Lou Holtz.

Tijuana in the 80's.

I’m not going to hammer you, as you’ve had enough already.

AW HAIL NAW! Actors today are in no way as talented as the old days you twisted bastard. Watch a Bogart film sometime. Ya know what you’ll see? People onscreen for more than seven seconds, exchanging dialog like normal humans. Lots of dialog, like a five minute conversation in one take.

Being from Ohio, I have hated this man with varying degrees of “seething”, but honestly the guy looks downright sage at this point. I want to donate a couple decades of my life and just retire right now and ride around with Boehner solving crimes and scoring ankle.

Just another case of Big Ump holding the little (league) guy down.

First of all, thank you for repeating what I already said.

THIS MOTRHERFUCKER is a true Seahawks fan. He gets it.

Uh...they were never getting in anyway. Sorry to break that to you.

FUCK NO.

Yes, it is absolutely no. Kudos.

Oh, well fuck, you meant literally the healthiest at this moment in time healthiest? In your face, dead Teddy Roosevelt! Trump is in fact healthier at this moment than you!

While I agree in principle, I’m not sure this is the right route to go. The broader the brushstroke the more shit it unintentionally paints.

Speaking of cool Seahawks FBs, the two coolest names in Fullbackery are Mack Strong: