I can believe it. I worked an NHRA race once and those fans were like a ravenous plague-swarm. They took literally everything that had any race theme to it at all, even the cheap cardboard trashcans with generic cars printed on them. Banners were stripped from everywhere, it was crazy.

While on one hand I'm picking up what you're puttin' down, on the other hand, outside of this hairstyle on this night I have never seen this particular girl, Zendaya, display the slightest trace of her black heritage. She might as well be Anne Hathaway.

What the hell did Cliff Richard do?!?

Man, I despise Ped Penn State and their smug molester-harboring boosters, and I am outraged, I tells ya, at the way they were let off the hook by the spineless NCAA like serial pederasty never happened.

Or Belize. I made eye contact with the local law while literally being handed a large bud, sans any kind of packaging, from a local.

Yeah I thought Lehanna right away. Rihcaprio does not roll off the tongue well.

This is to boxing what 'Chinese Democracy' was to Guns 'n' Roses.

I called and asked Kim's bank account what she did.

Hell to the No.

Welcome to flavor country:

Stop drinking milk!? You're talking Mad Max times woman!

Hey now, no need to sass me.

Meh...meh...meh...RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE TRIBUTE!?

Oh, I'm sorry high level executive from another team, but the correct answer was, "The Browns are doing what? Fine. Now let's talk about how we're going to raise ticket prices next year..."

Man that kid popped right up. 13-year-olds are too ADD to even fake a serious injury for more than fifteen seconds before just getting the hell up and blowing it completely.

While I agree whole-heartedly with the gist of your take, I must make a point that there is often not any way you are walking. My old man in law can barely walk unencumbered across the room.