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What's so hard about a straight up business deal? You want a stadium, you pour a percentage of the total gross profit back into the community in perpetuity. The community does with it what it will. Done and done.

Just the legs on fire then?

I hope this helps.

It did feel pretty good.

Come on man. I'm just funnin' with ya. Lighten up, you're in the bombest position that any fan of any team can ever be in-On the mountaintop, looking down at all us jamokes sadly clutching our Wilson, Flacco, and Luck jerseys in crumpled defeat. No one can ever take that away. Enjoy it.

WHAT? TRENT FUCKING DILFER?!? THE Trent Dilfer?! Jesus Christ, why didn't you say so earlier?!

No problem, just glad to be of service. Enjoy still having an inferiority complex when you're hanging out with New Yorkers.

"certain individual (sic) and companies"= Every corporation that ever existed or ever will exist in this and all alternate universes and dimensions.

And now I kinda dig it too.

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Just stopped in to drop the De La Soul for your aural pleasure:

O I see how it is, the damned post edit gets canceled in the middle of the edit,and now I can't update it? Bloody hell!

Fuck Tom Brady in the ass. He didn't make the dumb call last night, and he wasn't on the better team. He got a gift, and he should blow Pete Carroll for giving it to him.

Knowing everything I know about this situation from my couch in Ohio, I'm pretty sure she was saying, "SCRAMbled eggs?" What, a white person can't offer some breakfast?

As a man deeply troubled by people not getting down with vaccines, I also feel like if America is ever to succeed as a free democracy, people like me have to practice a little live-and-let-live. If parents are willing to deal with the consequences, let 'em live. Let them do what they want, so you and I can do what

Back in the day, I had the dubious privilege of riding around in and on a vehicle that contained enough weaponry to take out a few city blocks. Missiles, mines, grenades, and a shitload of bullets and the means to deliver them.

As a working schlub who had to fake working all day (and who is never stupid enough to take my computer off of 'mute'), I finally slogged through punishing traffic, where as usual I was forced to interact with the lowest common denominator of society in far too close proximity, to get to this.

Sherm has more interceptions than anyone since 2011 (5 more than his nearest competitor) and he never leaves the left side of the field.

You can't buy a used paper towel with dirt on it on his website. It's like looking at the ravaged shelves of a grocery store before a super-storm.