I am much obliged for your kind remarks. I daresay if I were to publish a book on my war experience it would be more of a pamphlet, since although I was in country for seven months, I was "in combat" for only a few days, and never had to shoot at women or children or anyone who wasn't shooting at me. And also I…

John Kasich, Ohio's illustrious Governor, Slashes billions from education funding, and just for good measure repeals a property tax levy cutting even more.

I'm unfamiliar with the Hathcock story, but I read the book EatG was based on, and the dual between Vasily Zaytsev and Erwin König definitely went the way I described it (in the book). However, since you threw doubt on that narrative, I did some research, and it is apparent that what I took to be settled history may…

When I was in the 101st Airborne back in the day, and we were deployed to Desert Storm, I remember driving our Humvees (Absolutely no one in the 101st called them "Hummers", ever. "Humvee", "Jeep", or "Gun Jeep", yes) down to Florida to put them on boats to the Middle East, and at all hours day or night, there were…

Just a side note to EatG, which at the time I was full-on outraged about...The actual historical story was way more dramatic than the movie, and to my mind was so fantastic that I couldn't believe they altered the story to a much lamer pat ending.

What part of "I'm all about that action, boss" don't you suits understand?

When your party's mindset is 1860, is it any wonder that you constantly get burned by the technology of 2015?

As a Seahawks fan, I mourn the loss of Harbaugh. Best rivalry in sports right there. Why is your ownership insane?

The are only three kinds of football fans now:

I hope he didn't watch the Minnesota Wild hockey game tonight:

This Team, man are they just the best team to be a fan of? Yes, yes they are:

"Neural" eyeshadow: Designed by medical science to cause physical pain if it is ten seconds or more out of style. Inflicts nerve damage if initial warning is ignored.

Goddamn it Jim Harbaugh, you're at Michigan now, quit yer cryin'!

Sees Linked headline. Sounds neat. Click. See actual headline. Exited. Start reading. Oh, I'm all over this! Keep reading. NASA. Logistics. Getting drowsy. Boredom sets in. Skip to the end.

We're all afraid of things we don't understand. But Goddamn it Humanity stop assuaging your fear with cruelty and hatred.

More accurate headline:

Try not to blow anyone on the way to the parking lot!

Quite.