You have my gratitude, sir or ma'am.

What dictionary are these rubes using? Because that "apology" definition seems awkwardly worded and overly specific (i.e., an apology is by no means restricted to "not being able to do something". You can apologize for doing something as well, as in, "I'm sorry I punched you in the face for your ignorant racism.")

Firstly, it's RACISTS that are pissed off, not "Football fans", and B) Those dipshits will never swear off anything they like for a cause. They're spineless, which is why the only time you hear them spouting off is on the Interwebs or from behind a white hood.

Please change your handle to "Idiotwithcomputer" so we know what kind of imbecility we are about to peruse under it.

Well I didn't know so many illiterate Conservative Fucktards knew how to spell "Progressive", so I guess we both learned something today.

Sadly, it's probably more like dickhead Demoff called to slobber all over them thinking they'd be kind enough to keep his name out of it, and now he's backpedaling before the players riot.

In other news, Donald Sterling in talks with Rams to buy the team, with the deal hinging whether the new mascot will be a Klansman or a simple burning cross.

I'm pretty sure violent thugs buy beer and Doritos too...just sayin'.

And now you know what black Americans go through every seven seconds or so.

"the only thing they have a right to speak about in that environment"?!?

Make it two, then...St. Louis is a shitstain on America, and having been there once was once too many.

I would be obliged if you could point me to A SINGLE REPORT that "debunked it thoroughly". As far as I've seen, it's a dead boy's word against an alive shooter's word...and no one has figured out how to ask the boy what happened.

four midgets died smuggling this page of Nancy's Daytimer out of the studio. Enjoy-

Or this DICK-

Any ideas you hear about making it easier/more convenient for young people are a waste of moving your eyes from left to right reading them. Young people would hide behind the couch if you had Official Vote Takers knock on their door.

The fatal flaw in Humanity is that we are too lazy to save ourselves if not saving ourselves is even marginally easier.

As a white male, I would like to extend my continuing gratitude to women for their repeated failure to vote. Just because you COULD bring sanity and a voice of your own to the table doesn't mean you should. Just keep on letting me put you in the corner, and never ever do anything about it.

I had to scroll more than five inches and accidently learned at least two other things I didn't want to know about Chipotle thanks to your "link".

Lovin' beats two thousand seven hundred and sixty-three calories that doesn't even really satisfy your hunger and that quite honestly I could produce a far superior product much healthier and tastier for just a white middle class guy's pocket change more.

In the spirit of walking a mile in another man's shoes, today I am walking in the shoes of a Conservative, so-