Clearly the way to stop this is to mount a Jumbotron outside Created Equal's HQ and broadcast images of men kissing and poor people receiving healthcare...fire with fire, baby!

Said no one not born in Wisconsin ever.

Funny you should use that term, suckers...my friends and I refer to the latest "trend" of 'fancifying' the name (Bud Light "Platinum") , putting the beer in aluminum bottles, and charging twice as much, as "sucker beer", since only douchey dudes are ever seen with one in their hands.

Left nut, off the leg, corner pocket!

Sorry people, but Bahston RedSawks fans BLOW EVERYONE ELSE AWAY.

For the last time...we only discriminated against him because he's Muslim.

The guards, the guards, always with the guards!

Just want to say that in Japan, they absolutely nail the Big Mac. Close your eyes and you're back in fat-ass America.

This stupid cretin is why this other cretin makes millions of dollars with no discernible talent.

Nothing Burgers- The rich man's Wish Sandwich.

If she's not suing PA's ass off as we speak, well she should have thought of that before she wasn't rich.

I only read the first six words in headlines so...glad I never joined a fraternity if this is the kind of thing they not only do, but announce they're doing.

The height of irony considering the GOP displays classic batterer mentality- Abuse, promise to change, change nothing, abuse, repeat.

They're cheaper for a reason. Buy cheap tools...might as well be wearing a dress.

As always, I'd like to take this opportunity to say Taylor Swift sucks in the most horrible fashion humanly possible.

Keith Olbermann Gives Zero Fucks So Hard That Actual Fucks Are Produced That Give Zero Keith Olbermanns

Deadspin BLASTS Excessively Dramatic Headlines in the Face So Hard That Excessively Dramatic Headlines Hold Press Conference to Formally Apologize to Deadspin and The Nation for it's Face Having Been in the Path of Deadspin's Shot