Gah, dammit. Me AND my dog both jumped and looked at the screen like "the FU—"

Soooo...not a single tranquilizer dart in the county?

That face is pretty much how I've felt about some of the more ignorant comments I've gotten from friends as a black woman.

well to be fair, he was also intentionally hiding for some reason.

I'm surprised it was only 90 minutes. She was three HOURS late for the concert here, despite the fact that we could see her leisurely wandering about the dressing room and smoking. There was no opening act or music so it was just a bunch of standing around until she came on stage and kind of gave us a live performance…

Man I didn't see the movie until about a month ago and I was like "Wait. WAIT. What. They let KIDS watch this?!"

Oh no, I agree 100% with what she said. That's why I said I'm going to sit down and not try to explain it any better.

I had a response, but Effen Awe Some did it better so I'm going to have a seat, sip my tea and enjoy my morning.

This! He didn't eat a single one! :(

Can I take you out for a drink? You need a drink. Let me take you for a drink. (I really need a drink after reading that eifosuijfl knv dzilkvghlbsdhgbjkhrfdgbhsothq3h4nkijn vf)

No, but taking advantage of someone murdering people because they think that a BMW should equal free blow jobs to make money is just as morally reprehensible.

I was wondering when someone was going to pick up on this douchecanoe. The "Dating Coach" is 98% as disgusting as Elliot.

I DEMAND you come wipe the tea off of my monitor. Ridiculous, these bears.

I got the baby oil!

...for their dry skin, guys. >.>

eeeeyup. *finishes install*

I didn't need those ovaries anyway. -_-

Great videos but these are HBCU style marching band songs, not hip hop.

Remember this ladies, for any male who says he doesn't fit a condom.

http://www.projectanime.com/sailormoon/ I think this site literally hasn't been updated since 1998. It says 2000 but that's a lie. I remember when it crashed and burned because the chat room and mod power tripping got out of hand.

I do exercise a lot thanks to a metabolic disorder and a disdain for the current "shape" of my body. Doesn't help my focus much. I think I'll just keep insisting until someone listens to me.