When asked for the whereabouts of all these added female athletes an FAU spokesman replied, “Who? Who?”

He had the strength of five men.

“Joke’s on them! Check out my awesome parking spot now”

Wish they’d gone with plastic.

Goddamn kids. Not that kind of rally!

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

because once the Court decided, more or less by acclimation

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

It would be hard for the Rockets to defeat the Warriors in the Finals, as that is impossible.

I dont think anybody really believes the Rockets will defeat the Warriors in the NBA finals.

It’s best if they only know a few lines of the chorus.

Love some good local sports talk radio beef. I also love root canals and coworkers who indiscriminately hum or sing along to songs when you work in shared spaces.

“Don’t ever get old. Don’t ever get rich.”

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

When you see a Drew Magary post and then realize its a Deadcast.

I would also accept the jingle for Honeycomb.

Juicy Fruit - it’s gonna move ya
It’s got a taste that gets right through ya
Juicy Fruit - the taste is gonna move ya

If you could only play commercial jingles while getting it on, what would be your go-to to create the sexiest vibes?

getting them into the USMNT set-up so as to best hone their gifts

As the mountain became more popular over the years, idealistic first-time climbers typically grieved when they saw what had been left behind by their predecessors.