People hate Phil Collins, but I’ve yet to meet a person who did not enjoy Easy Lover. I probably wouldn’t hang out with anybody that miserable.

[has a 12-year-old who still eats pancakes with her hands]

Ah, my Vikings! Take one QB who absolutely clicked with the team (Eagles game aside) and toss him for a long-shot at luring one of this year’s top free agent QBs. Who they won’t get. But will only realize come August that not only didn’t they get who they wanted, but they now have no QBs on their roster, and there are…

How far can the MLB punt a football?

They’re fucking ignorant cockheads, that’s why. I’m part of the working middle class and I have never had such utter contempt for working and working middle class (overwhelmingly white) guys in my entire life after the 2016 election.

Because they’re complete fucking idiots.

How Trump voters can simultaneously bitch about unions and lament the disappearance of well-paying jobs that only existed due to those same unions never ceases to both amaze and depress me.

Thoughts and prayers

This is the first dadspin since I had my first kid! Thank you all for having me!

Donnie’s orthopaedist: “Stop carrying all that water!”

We all know that Tito’s real talent was getting Michael some tissue.

I sincerely hope he lives to be 110 and is beaten every remaining day of his life by the prison guards. I also hope MSU is sued repeatedly and to the point of having to shutter its doors.

Foo Fighters is dad rock now! That is RIDICULOUS.

I was not a Nassar patient, but three of my roommates and I would estimate at least 15 of my teammates were, so I have been following this from day 1.

A line has to be drawn somewhere.

Depends on the depravity of the crime and how endemic it was to the institution. Sometimes, bad institutions just need to disappear. The innocent people can find other jobs. And the community can get equivalent or better services from other providers. If none exist, and the market is there, one will step in.

You read about the vote of confidence, right? Even though the president was aware and did nothing.

Sorry, it needs to be burned down.

Because the organization that runs the clinic have shown they have no business running one.

This is a good point. Charging parents for their daughter being sexually assaulted is totally understandable if there’s an automated system in place. How could something like this be fixed in the 18 months since he was fired?

This is a good point. Charging parents for their daughter being sexually assaulted is totally understandable if there’s an automated system in place. How could something like this be fixed in the 18 months since he was fired?