Ted Cruz is totally the Penguin.

Right? And people with accents aren’t “real” Americans.

This here’s for all the dead ponies.

Looks like you brought a gun to a rocket launcher fight.

YES. She has no self-control and goes from 1 to 100 immediately. If she continues on this behavioral path and doesn’t die, it’ll be bullshit.

Ok, this may be hokey, but looking at Amy Schumer’s photo really did make me feel empowered and beautiful. My body doesn’t look so different from her body there, but when I’ve seen her in clothes she’s always seemed really beautiful, which makes me feel like all those mornings I’ve spent staring at myself thinking I…

To be fair, he did try to give her the D, it just got intercepted and taken back for 6.

I usually don’t root for the death of children onscreen

Man, I was really hoping they’d be smarter with this story than they were in the comics. Just like the comics, why the Hell do you bring Sam with you? It makes no damn sense. The plan is to go to the armory and then clear out the Walkers. They could have left Jessie, Sam and Judith barricaded in a room until they…

Jesse - the worse parent in the Zombie Apocalypse. Her boys are the worst.

The zombie bite seems to have some kind of venom-like infection that rapidly kills the victim. However cutting off a limb before the infection spreads seems to work. Regardless, once the victim dies, they zombify.

Justin Timberlake

Not going to feel much pity for Cruise. He clearly took his children with Nicole Kidman away from her. Whether he’s not seeing Suri because Katie is a Suppresive Person or because Katie opposes his religion, it’s a taste of his own medicine. Either way, he has clearly prioritized his cult over his family.

Thank you. I will definitely read it. Reading about other women who have been through a similar thing is really comforting.

There is a gofundme for Ke’Arre Stewart for funeral expenses and it has over $2,000 already.

the reception was decorated with “bowls and bowls filled with cigarettes, and everyone smoked the whole night.”

I want to get it out there that as a former member of the NRA, as somebody who has had a carry permit, and as the owner of several serious guns, I define both “civilization” and “polite society” as “Places where people don’t have to go armed and be ready to kill at a moments notice.”

Well, shit it might be better than those movies. Try “His Girl Friday” or “Pride and Predjudice” or “Great Expectations” or “Shakespeare in Love” or any of the “Thin Man” movies or “Sense and Sensibility” or “Bringing Up Baby”... Because for christ sake this is an awful, awful movie that sets out to show that love…

Every generation gets its own “dumb as fuck but everybody loves it” movie. In the 80s, it was “Porkies”.

I am the same way with the same movies.